06/08/2017: Featuring Robin Wright as the Antelope

The Cranstelope

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

Music by MusiM.  Buy the music at musim.bandcamp.com

This week we discuss: How chameleons are a noble gas, Throwing your Switch off a roof, Why the cars in Cars are secretly terrifying, How other cars sometimes eat people, Top-heavy mechs, How WiFi is for suckers, The Binding of Nigh-saac, …Bubsy?, Another reason not to shop at Gamestop, Wondrous Women, The best way to kill teenagers and younger children, Robin Wright’s acting versatility, Making it rain (beef), and we end with some listener questions.

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The cars are full of humans theory can be found at:  http://jalopnik.com/i-demanded-answers-from-the-bosses-at-pixar-about-how-t-1795174532

05/27/2017 – Superman Dick Stuff

Whoa Buddy

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss Why MMOs feel hollow, Kart racers, Invisible bi-planes, Short man grunts, How Jake is face-blind for cosplaying Australians, Frank Underwood’s social media tendencies,  Destin-ation games, Domed bells, Microsoft’s new subscription service, Teen suicide games, 80s horror flicks, Robo-porn, And a fighting game you just might have heard of.

Find us @CarouselPodcast or email us at CarouselPodcast at gmail.com with questions, topics or comments!

03/30/2017: Dick Ryder: Pathfinder

Rydin The Space D

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Featuring John “MusiM” & Jake “TheOtherJZee”

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This episode we discuss:  April’s stellar/not so stellar “free” games, Some anime game about children, Nintendo hardware, additional remakes and re-releases, Jake confirming his status as a nerd pariah, some good tv finally coming out, the case for a tri-streaming membership setup, “Pirating” something you paid for, retiring from self-employment, ANOTHER re-envisioning/”re-release, Wrapping up the horizon, what constitutes “enough” fisting, Getting out and getting down, and the elephant that for some reason still hasn’t loaded into the room.

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03/16/2017: Captain Fistbones

Captin Fistbones.

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss:  Jake’s intestinal capacity, technical apologies, facial tics, Gondor’s white city, based balls, facial scarring, how it feels to be a Scot, Bryan Cranston’s floating head, John’s Major issue, a dragon in the drive-through,  Dave Chappelle’s body oils, Aloy’s Alloys, the eponymous Captain Fistbones, a man with a peculiar body, and non-landing aliens.

Find us @CarouselPodcast or email us at CarouselPodcast at gmail.com with questions, topics or comments!

03/02/2017: The Dinobot McGuffin

dinobot-mcguffin

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Featuring John “MusiM” & Jake

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This week we discuss:  The Evolution of Xbox Live, Gold and PS+ games for March, The Switch Release and the Wild Breath contained therein, Demos you should play, The Siege of Atlanta, Bone Claws, Skull Islands, and Murder offices.  We go on to discuss Marvel Porn, Don-less Horizons, the problems consumers face when embargo dates are early, falling cyborgs, and Berserk: All Up In Dem Guts

09/15/2016 – The Number of the Bees

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss: Delayed hoop gratification, The Ascendance of the Fe, Demon summoning phones, Finishing series, Fun living room party games, A game with vehicles, Upcoming hardware for nobody, Sony’s modless future, Girl power in media, How to properly binge cable, English Magicks, Drilldos, John’s (unrelated) fall from grace, and How to take all social facets out of a MMO.

09/01/2016: The Chipnotist

Starshipnotist

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss the feasibility of portable gaming, re-re-re-releases, an impending disaster, Thor’s downtime, Second Story Cyborgs, Digital Bored Games, Jake’s personal weakness and failings, Netflix’s persistence regarding the advent of hip-hop, and squirting all over bad men.

08/18/2016 – Randy Finally Did It!

Randy Finally Did It Image

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss New Cyborgs, Titanic action, Anemic runaways, Blue suits and bad Foley, The end of a blog, A new Metal Gear mess, Laser music, Why DC is such a trainwreck right now, When Kickstarting is appropriate, and hot takes on 35 year old movies.

06/23/2016: Coulda Been a Dickballbutt

Fuzzy Carbuncle

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss diseased hedgehogs, A Japanese mystery game, Plastic people, keeping caged humans, space and monkeys (but not in that order), Sam Neill’s choice in companions, Jake’s fundamental misunderstanding of how comics work, Steaming open your wallet, Robot lions, Lion-robots, How you should NOT Google image search ‘carbuncle’ (seriously, DON’T.), The completion of a playpen, and First-person-knockoffs

06/09/2016 – Skeletons and the Raising Thereof

Yellow King James Bible

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss An exciting announcement, Non-new releases, More Injustice, Additional zombies, Accessing Electronic Arts, A Valentine’s Day gift, The borders of polished glass, Additional ripping and tearing, Flashy time travelers, Clone 45, Arcane Warlocks, and a new segment outlining how Jake continues to embarrass himself.