06/22/2017: Go Place, Fight Space

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

Music by MusiM.  Buy the music at musim.bandcamp.com

This week we discuss: Fighting the homeless, Games that aren’t Eve, Good Steam sale pickups, Netflix’s new foray into how we watch TV, Sad fathers, Sad robots, Abusive free-to-play games, Great birthday gift ideas, and we wrap it up with the traditional alien/zombie/vampire trifecta.

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06/17/2017: 2017 E3 Special

E3 2017

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Featuring John “MusiM”, & Jake

Music by MusiM.  Buy it at musim.bandcamp.com

This episode it’s wall-to-wall E3, and what we’re actually looking forward to (hint: it’s not e-sports).  See you next week when we’ll be back with the regular jackassery you’ve come to expect!

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06/08/2017: Featuring Robin Wright as the Antelope

The Cranstelope

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

Music by MusiM.  Buy the music at musim.bandcamp.com

This week we discuss: How chameleons are a noble gas, Throwing your Switch off a roof, Why the cars in Cars are secretly terrifying, How other cars sometimes eat people, Top-heavy mechs, How WiFi is for suckers, The Binding of Nigh-saac, …Bubsy?, Another reason not to shop at Gamestop, Wondrous Women, The best way to kill teenagers and younger children, Robin Wright’s acting versatility, Making it rain (beef), and we end with some listener questions.

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The cars are full of humans theory can be found at:  http://jalopnik.com/i-demanded-answers-from-the-bosses-at-pixar-about-how-t-1795174532

05/27/2017 – Superman Dick Stuff

Whoa Buddy

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss Why MMOs feel hollow, Kart racers, Invisible bi-planes, Short man grunts, How Jake is face-blind for cosplaying Australians, Frank Underwood’s social media tendencies,  Destin-ation games, Domed bells, Microsoft’s new subscription service, Teen suicide games, 80s horror flicks, Robo-porn, And a fighting game you just might have heard of.

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05/13/2017: Dragon Ages Don’t Just Happen

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Featuring John “MusiM”, & Jake

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This episode we discuss:  Punctuation games, Fighting game demons, Sci-Souls, The Pacific Northwest metropolis of Chicago, Bus thumpin, Games made with streaming in mind, A solemn Xenomorphian vow, Where Bioware goes after Mass Effect, Making poor decisions in space, and getting woke.  This episode also showcases Jake’s bad taste in TV, Jake’s bad taste in movies, and Jake’s bad taste in standup comedy.

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04/27/2017 – Persona 6: Musim All Night

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Featuring John “MusiM”, & Jake

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This episode we discuss:  More Borderlands, Underwater Claustrophobia, the White Wolf game that’s not a White Wolf game, slow boats, font adventures, Isometric Tomb Raiding, “free” Star Wars games, An intriguing new release, a not-so intriguing re-release, space sequels, high-concept graphic novels, recent Netflix comedy specials, the obscene size of the Prey demo, Switch sales, DC Streamin, Guys blowing up cars, a slightly disappointing rougelite, the dark caverns of John’s heart, and every Alien movie ever made.  We wrap it up by answering a listener question about where to go after Dark Souls.

Here’s the boss animation from Flinthook that Jake was referencing (It’s in the first 10 seconds – don’t panic that it’s a 6 minute video):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26HHmcKmXNk

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04/13/2017 – Dick on Dick Crime

A Couple of Dicks

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss:  Telltale’s latest foray into copying their game onto a new IP, “Everything”, Syberia 3, Warhammer, Bethesda’s hype machine, far too many sexual predators in fiction, what a scientist is, Mass Effect’s recent patch, Minecraft’s paid mods, the demise of the NES Classic, The Return of Zim, more Bulletstorm, the big green dick in the room, setting realistic expectations for Stephen King adaptations, Ghost in the Shell, Better Call Saul, what would happen if Degrassi was about suicide, and we end by driving you to a podcast that we have nothing to do with.

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03/30/2017: Dick Ryder: Pathfinder

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Featuring John “MusiM” & Jake “TheOtherJZee”

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This episode we discuss:  April’s stellar/not so stellar “free” games, Some anime game about children, Nintendo hardware, additional remakes and re-releases, Jake confirming his status as a nerd pariah, some good tv finally coming out, the case for a tri-streaming membership setup, “Pirating” something you paid for, retiring from self-employment, ANOTHER re-envisioning/”re-release, Wrapping up the horizon, what constitutes “enough” fisting, Getting out and getting down, and the elephant that for some reason still hasn’t loaded into the room.

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03/16/2017: Captain Fistbones

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss:  Jake’s intestinal capacity, technical apologies, facial tics, Gondor’s white city, based balls, facial scarring, how it feels to be a Scot, Bryan Cranston’s floating head, John’s Major issue, a dragon in the drive-through,  Dave Chappelle’s body oils, Aloy’s Alloys, the eponymous Captain Fistbones, a man with a peculiar body, and non-landing aliens.

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03/02/2017: The Dinobot McGuffin

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Featuring John “MusiM” & Jake

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This week we discuss:  The Evolution of Xbox Live, Gold and PS+ games for March, The Switch Release and the Wild Breath contained therein, Demos you should play, The Siege of Atlanta, Bone Claws, Skull Islands, and Murder offices.  We go on to discuss Marvel Porn, Don-less Horizons, the problems consumers face when embargo dates are early, falling cyborgs, and Berserk: All Up In Dem Guts