05/13/2017: Dragon Ages Don’t Just Happen

Dragon Age - Inception

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Featuring John “MusiM”, & Jake

Music by MusiM.  Buy it at musim.bandcamp.com

This episode we discuss:  Punctuation games, Fighting game demons, Sci-Souls, The Pacific Northwest metropolis of Chicago, Bus thumpin, Games made with streaming in mind, A solemn Xenomorphian vow, Where Bioware goes after Mass Effect, Making poor decisions in space, and getting woke.  This episode also showcases Jake’s bad taste in TV, Jake’s bad taste in movies, and Jake’s bad taste in standup comedy.

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04/27/2017 – Persona 6: Musim All Night

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Featuring John “MusiM”, & Jake

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This episode we discuss:  More Borderlands, Underwater Claustrophobia, the White Wolf game that’s not a White Wolf game, slow boats, font adventures, Isometric Tomb Raiding, “free” Star Wars games, An intriguing new release, a not-so intriguing re-release, space sequels, high-concept graphic novels, recent Netflix comedy specials, the obscene size of the Prey demo, Switch sales, DC Streamin, Guys blowing up cars, a slightly disappointing rougelite, the dark caverns of John’s heart, and every Alien movie ever made.  We wrap it up by answering a listener question about where to go after Dark Souls.

Here’s the boss animation from Flinthook that Jake was referencing (It’s in the first 10 seconds – don’t panic that it’s a 6 minute video):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26HHmcKmXNk

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04/13/2017 – Dick on Dick Crime

A Couple of Dicks

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss:  Telltale’s latest foray into copying their game onto a new IP, “Everything”, Syberia 3, Warhammer, Bethesda’s hype machine, far too many sexual predators in fiction, what a scientist is, Mass Effect’s recent patch, Minecraft’s paid mods, the demise of the NES Classic, The Return of Zim, more Bulletstorm, the big green dick in the room, setting realistic expectations for Stephen King adaptations, Ghost in the Shell, Better Call Saul, what would happen if Degrassi was about suicide, and we end by driving you to a podcast that we have nothing to do with.

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03/30/2017: Dick Ryder: Pathfinder

Rydin The Space D

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Featuring John “MusiM” & Jake “TheOtherJZee”

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This episode we discuss:  April’s stellar/not so stellar “free” games, Some anime game about children, Nintendo hardware, additional remakes and re-releases, Jake confirming his status as a nerd pariah, some good tv finally coming out, the case for a tri-streaming membership setup, “Pirating” something you paid for, retiring from self-employment, ANOTHER re-envisioning/”re-release, Wrapping up the horizon, what constitutes “enough” fisting, Getting out and getting down, and the elephant that for some reason still hasn’t loaded into the room.

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03/16/2017: Captain Fistbones

Captin Fistbones.

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss:  Jake’s intestinal capacity, technical apologies, facial tics, Gondor’s white city, based balls, facial scarring, how it feels to be a Scot, Bryan Cranston’s floating head, John’s Major issue, a dragon in the drive-through,  Dave Chappelle’s body oils, Aloy’s Alloys, the eponymous Captain Fistbones, a man with a peculiar body, and non-landing aliens.

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03/02/2017: The Dinobot McGuffin

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Featuring John “MusiM” & Jake

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This week we discuss:  The Evolution of Xbox Live, Gold and PS+ games for March, The Switch Release and the Wild Breath contained therein, Demos you should play, The Siege of Atlanta, Bone Claws, Skull Islands, and Murder offices.  We go on to discuss Marvel Porn, Don-less Horizons, the problems consumers face when embargo dates are early, falling cyborgs, and Berserk: All Up In Dem Guts

02/16/2017: Dead Baby Cast

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Featuring John “MusiM” & Jake

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This week we discuss: Berserk (again), Psychonauts VR, Ys Origin, Dinobots, Torment, Zombies (again), The Switch release and opening lineup, more zombies, the enumeration of claws, fat wolves, ZelDLC, Cthulhu Ft’boatin, Trimming our Wicks, sleeping in an alley, mutant psychoses, and of course, dead babies.

 

Here’s the Binding of Isaac ending Jake was referring to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlRGY6Ygkr4

 

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02/02/2017 – Mall Bart: Paul Cop

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This week we discuss: A lot of platformers, unleashing force, underwater mammalian jousting, minimalistic puzzling, jiggle physics, ballshots, unlikely sequels, likely sequels, Michael Bolton, crowd funding season, our legal expertise, door creaks, magic hands, world building, and cat robots.

01/19/2017 – Kindawinter

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Featuring John “MusiM”, Jake “TheOtherJZee” & Randy  “Splooie”

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This episode we discuss: Seven very not-good tenants, Billy “Freckles” Burr, Nintendo’s new “console”, The Zenimax/Oculus suit, Awesome Games Done Quick 2017 and their featured suggestions, Lonely Island’s movie, A whole mess of MMOs, the OA and Bloodporne (featuring Porktology).

01/05/2017: Long, Slow, & Annoying

long-slow-and-annoying

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Featuring John “MusiM” & Jake “TheOtherJZee”

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This week we discuss: Mass Effect Andromeda finally getting a date, the not-garbage Diablo 1 remake, Butt-Invading Specters,  Why Rogue One was the best and worst Star Wars movie ever, A farewell to Batmen, Epically depressing endings, Zombie difficulty problems, Being the queen of all metal, and Surplus tissue.

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